Today’s character is Keneth!
Keneth is my favorite of Lazlo’s friends. I mean, besides Snowe. He’s smart and he’s voiced by Liam O’Brien. His voice sounds like Lezard from Valkyrie Profile 2. He’s like a kinder, gentler Lezard.
Keneth is great because he’s smart and serious and he uses lightning magic. Just my type, actually! And his haircut isn’t that attractive, but it suits him, you know? I feel like if he had a different haircut, he wouldn’t look like Keneth anymore.
I like Keneth so much that I wish I could say more about him. But just like Paula, his biggest role is simply “I believe in your innocence” and after that, he’s just got a few throwaway lines.
God, this game sucks sometimes.
And now I have a strange urge to ship Helmut with Snowe.
Helmut? more like hell yeah
But seriously, I guess his name is pronounced “hel-moot.” Which is good. I’d hate to have a name that sounds like “Helmet,” right? I mean, he doesn’t even wear one.
It would have been better for Chadli, aka “After all was said and done, I…bought a new helmet.”
Crew Member: “Sir! We’re being attacked with flaming arrows!”
One of my favorite moments in the game. Snowe’s standing there, wondering why the citizens of Razril don’t love him, and there are flaming arrows ALL OVER THE PLACE and this guy’s like, “OH MY GOD DID YOU NOTICE THESE ARROWS ARE ON FIRE???”
Although it is Snowe, and the crew doesn’t seem to think too much of him, so maybe they thought he hadn’t noticed.
Snowe is so pathetic and cute in this scene, crawling around and whimpering like a lost puppy.
Is there anyone who might know what’s wrong with my scanner? You’ve seen my previous scans. They’re pretty clear, right? But now they’re looking like this:
I don’t know things!?!?
Oh, really, I meant memes like the ones I’ve been posting…images with text.
But hey, I can go along with a good prompt meme!
You can do one, more, or none of these. They can be fanart, fanfic, sketches, ficlets, audio recordings, or even just a simple post sharing your thoughts.
Pick 10 Suikoden characters. They can be ones you love, ones you hate, or just ones you want to see in a new light. Or random ones. It doesn’t matter. Assign each character a number from 1 to 10.
-4 with their eyes glazed over with pleasure as they drink a glass of bloody Mary mix.
-2 reading a book in a field of dead flowers.
-6 trying to figure out how to eat an artichoke.
-10’s reaction to seeing how many fans they have on tumblr.
-5 with a rune in an unusual place.
-1 taking a bath with all their clothes on and looking DEADLY SERIOUS about it.
-7 being a bridezilla (or groomzilla).
-9 listening awkwardly as someone tries to tell them about the dangers of tobacco, alcohol, and drugs
-3 standing on their head.
-8 complaining about something really ridiculous.
Pick 10 Suikoden pairs, trios, or quartets (or more if you really want). They don’t have to be romantic. Assign each one a number from 1 to 10.
-7 playing footsie in a situation where they really shouldn’t be. (If they’re not romantically interested, they can be exchanging a high five.)
-2 picking out a new pet.
-8 getting scolded for something.
-5 unexpectedly meeting at a swinger’s party
-9 arguing over a game of miniature golf
-3 being a little too noisy in the library
-1 in a much nicer hotel than they can afford
-4 having a cuddle party
-6 hearing one of the pair/group say something in their sleep that makes the other(s) both disturbed and curious
-10 taking turns at a pinata.
Is there a Suikoden fan meme? Because if there isn’t, I’m going to make one.